Jon aka Stretch Armstrong


He’s a cook, so pay close attention since he’s usually behind the scenes.

Likes: His car “grease lightning.” Sandra Dee and beauty school dropouts. Egg whites. Blue moon (the beer and the song).

Dislikes: Leo, Chacha and the entire Scorpion gang. Egg yolks. Jean shorts.

He’s the tallest man around, so if you happen to run into him, challenge him to a dunking contest!