a polish powerhouse delivery guy who is currently on his way to becoming a teacher.

— which is funny, because he has trouble spelling his own last name (it’s Pazcowski (we think)). If you look closely at his photo, you can see he’s missing four fingers on his left hand (he and Cooper don’t work well together).

Likes: Voice recognition software. Road runners. Orchids, orcas and orcs! (Oh my!) Norfolk (we don’t really know what that is, but he says it a lot).

Dislikes: Crazy glue. Existential terror.

He’s a very competitive person, so if you’re in need of a win and a good laugh, challenge him to a game of left handed Rock, Paper, Scissors. (Hint: he always plays rock)